Pukk Mug
Oh damn, PUKK, What to say about him/her. First of all, Pukk is either an impotent man or a woman with a dick. It has monkey ears, it also doesn't wipe it's ass with paper, it uses a towel. The towel is then used to suffocate itself. The smell and taste of PUKK's shitty ass hair and ass sweat is often very good and contains alot of vitamin D. PUKK's teeth are ugly and yellow, they are specially designed to feed on it's own shaved pubes. Word PUKK saw first light in the 1700's when the first transgender person sucked his own fake balls. They were sweaty and salty. Mmmmm. Mainly a PUKK eats bull penis or, as said before, its own pubes. When anticipating coitus, it picks it's own nose and uses boogers as lube. A staggering 1200 PUKK's are hunted down by poachers every year. This is due to the reason that their bodies contain no sperm, which causes their bodies to produce more testosterone. Ah it's just a joke, they are hunted by Nazi Germans because they are fugly. PUKK is also used as a swear word, said to point out that someone has autistic tendencies and, of course, a tiny, ugly, smelly penis.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!