puberty
Puberty is a thing...it's a thing which you can't let go of..It's sh-t for life. It happens between the ages of 10-18. Go ahead and give this a thumbs down,cause it's all true and I spent 15 minutes making it. (Or if you are nice go gimme a *thumbs up* darling ;D) Girls (including me DAMNIT!) If we didn't had our boobs growing,we could have gone topless without a care in the world (lol?) If we didn't had hair in our hoohaa,mating could have been easier. If we didn't had facial hair, (Sometimes, only one hair below our chin for ages 40+) we could have looked much younger. If we didn't had underarm hair,our sweat couldn't have been much stinkier. If we didn't have such a dramatic mind,we could have been more funnier...and more cheerful. Boys: If they didn't have such a long and hard penis (and sperm of course),we couldn't have pregnancies and stuff,and blowjobs could be the only way. If they didn't have hair everywhere,they could have been more sexier. If they didn't have facial hair,kissing could have been much easier. If they didn't have an emotional mind,they could have been more sweeter. Girls start earlier than boys do...yep. Justin bieber's so lucky (and gay) that he didn't hit puberty.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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