pseudo dancing

The act by which a perpetrator, usually one Ken Johnson, attempts to attract attention from a good-looking female, but instead stands behind her, as if being a stalker. No attempt is made to have physical or verbal contact. The female usually just becomes very frightened and moves away at lightning speeds, such as when a gazelle is being chased by a cheetah. Too bad Kenny can't sprint to catch his prey. Pseudo dancing is also considered and art form, performed by mimes and unichs alike. Also see Nolder