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A branch of the Christian faith that was formed during the reformation led by Martin Luther. Protestants reject the beliefs of Catholics and delete parts of the bible all willy nilly and deemed the texts proving Catholicism "Apocryphal", thus the King James Version Bible was born. They believe that having Priests, Monsignors, Bishops Archbishops, Cardinals, the Pope, and all the Saints is Idolatry, believing Catholics worship them, when, in fact, Catholics believe even after death, their soul is still alive even though their physical body is deceased. Catholics do not worship them, but pray to them asking them to pray for them, just like asking a friend to pray for you, but the only way to communicate with someone in heaven is through prayer. They are also the branch of the Christian faith that does not drink as much, eat as much, or party as much as Catholics A popular form of Protestantism is the Baptist faith. Baptist claim they are the first religion started by John the Baptist, but if you actually read the WHOLE bible, John wasn't a practitioner of the Baptist religion, but one who Baptized other people. Protestants also believe that if you are not an exact copy of them then you are impure, and are going to burn in hell for committing Heresy. Some radical protestants reject the belief in Christmas, Easter, and Halloween due to "Satanic Rituals." Some also believe that every little fault in a person is a demon that has to be exorcized. Pope John Paul II only performed 2 exorcisms in his whole life. Protestants believe that Mary, mother of God was not a virgin, nor the mother of God. Catholics do not believe that she actually gave birth to an Omnipotently infinite deity, but she did give birth to Jesus, who is one third of God, the other two being the Father and the Holy Spirit. Catholics believe Mary was immaculate and pure her whole life, and there is a section in the bible when she ascends to heaven and is crowned Queen of the Universe. They also believe that when catholics perform the Rite of Communion they are worshipping Wine and Bread as holy. Catholics believe that God blessed the Bread and Wine and made it the body and blood of Christ.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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me .Jun 18

I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

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Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.

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i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend

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Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊

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Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.

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This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!

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The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3

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this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.

ben m.Jun 14

love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Quandale D.Jun 12
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Had no idea my name had a definition!!

Blade A.Jun 12

Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.

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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing

e w.Jun 9

This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.

LASZLO B.Jun 9

Love it . Its me down to a T

Craig F.Jun 7

unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C.Jun 5

i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).

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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it

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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice

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nice quality, vivid image

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