Prosecco Mum
Usually found in groups, often from council estates, often wearing garments featuring fake Swarovski’s, Ugg boots, long straight hair extensions with a bad ombré job. Walls at home emblazoned with vinyl decals with ‘Love Laugh Live’ or similar. Describe themselves as ‘full time mummy’ on Facebook. They get pissed on prosecco before going out leaving the kids to make their own spaghetti hoops for tea. Then writing statuses like ‘my kids are my world’ while snorting coke in the toilets at Revolution. They have ‘the girls’ round for a few quiet drinks on a Tuesday night, and the police get called by neighbours at around 3am. They will need handbag sized bottles of Prosecco the next day to do the school run. Some role models of the Prosecco Mum include: Katie Price, Kim Kardashian and anyone from TOWIE. A group of Prosecco Mums is known as a ‘Murder’ of Prosecco Mums. If no Prosecco is obtainable a ‘PM’ may resort to putting petrol in the Soda Stream. Favourite phrases include: U ok Hun? and I’m fumming babes. The Prosecco Mum often is to be found with a Stella Dad. A popular career for a PM would be a Juice Plus Rep, this gives them time for childcare. Childcare in this case is allowing their offspring to run riot in public places while they take dog ear selfies on their phones.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
Cute, good quality, *****!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
I was very happy in the experience and having a couple modifications made. The support team was very responsive And helpful in making sure it was done and delivered.
Exactly what I was expecting and a great product.
looks exactly as I expected -- nicely packaged, also quick service~!
Absolutely loved the mug, but it has scratches on it. Regardless, I would order it again!
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
excellent customer service. i gave the wrong address and they got it here quick.
love it
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