Pride
Pride, the Seductress for she is irresistible to man. Pride, the ultimate actress, who like all women has many faces, each more beautiful than the last. Pride’s mirror shows you all that you are and her love makes you feel likes king. Her voice is like a golden bell, pure and perfect. Pure and perfect just like you. Her fruit is so sweet and the words of her siren song are always true but plant her seed into your hearts garden, whether man or woman, leaves your soul broken on a beach of barren sand. The angel, the simple spirit, a shy black spider teaches us Pride’s lesson. Beautiful, terrifying, and her gentle kisses deadly poison. No man is Pride’s master. Dare to use her golden wings called Success and fly higher then every one else. With head held high, both pauper or king, will always fall on their face. Pride makes you a Fool. When you fall from her grace, like Icarus, you do not get back up. She is no man’s to use. Every male who treads her web is left, like the angel shows us, a lifeless husk. Only a strong and wise woman, like a sister spider, can tread her tangled web safely for a short time. A wise woman is never proud but she can use her pride to destroy doubt and insecurity and mend the broken spirit of the people she lead. For a wise woman knows, like the angel reminds any who disturb her by flashing a bright red hour glass, that it is only a matter of time before Pride will destroy you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
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