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Preppy girls are usually rich, stuck-up, arrogant and pretty (or so they think). They don't realize that the world is a large wonderful place, much larger than the shopping mall. They're extremely stupid. They think extremely highly of themsleves and they shun anyone else who dares not to worship whatever they do. They think they're so great and they bring people down to make themselves higher. They scare the people who are quiet and not as good looking as them. Secretly, they're afraid of people who try rise up and stand up to them. They're pretty sad little creatures because they think that all that exists in the world is them. They don't have any true friends because all their "friends" would do anything to protect themselves, not each other, like true friends would. They like pink, detest black, wear lots of make-up to cover up the little bitchy ugly faces that they really have. However, preppy boys, a.k.a. "pretty boys", are just that. They have air where their brains should be. They only care about girls, sex, and sports. They think they're so good looking and that all girls are shallow enough to only want looks. They are the male counterparts to preppy girls. They're extremely annoying and they can't do except throw and catch a ball made out of pig skin. They're extremely conceited and think that everyone looks up to them, when in reality, we just want to take an sniper rifle and shoot them right between the eyes. But, that probably won't kill them anyways because they don't have brains to begin with.
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Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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