preppy
Preppy girls are usually rich, stuck-up, arrogant and pretty (or so they think). They don't realize that the world is a large wonderful place, much larger than the shopping mall. They're extremely stupid. They think extremely highly of themsleves and they shun anyone else who dares not to worship whatever they do. They think they're so great and they bring people down to make themselves higher. They scare the people who are quiet and not as good looking as them. Secretly, they're afraid of people who try rise up and stand up to them. They're pretty sad little creatures because they think that all that exists in the world is them. They don't have any true friends because all their "friends" would do anything to protect themselves, not each other, like true friends would. They like pink, detest black, wear lots of make-up to cover up the little bitchy ugly faces that they really have. However, preppy boys, a.k.a. "pretty boys", are just that. They have air where their brains should be. They only care about girls, sex, and sports. They think they're so good looking and that all girls are shallow enough to only want looks. They are the male counterparts to preppy girls. They're extremely annoying and they can't do except throw and catch a ball made out of pig skin. They're extremely conceited and think that everyone looks up to them, when in reality, we just want to take an sniper rifle and shoot them right between the eyes. But, that probably won't kill them anyways because they don't have brains to begin with.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
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