Pou
A God-like being that can consume anything and everything it lays it's eyes upon. Pou is immortal and has the power of growing it's mass by consuming normal food. It has strong - unmatched by anything resistance to poison, radiation, toxic chemicals, microbes, viruses and everything else that is harmful to other living beings. It resembles a pyramid with smooth edges / a turd. It enjoys toying with it's food by throwing it and then catching it when it falls. It also likes to tumble and drive cars without a valid driving license. It's final form is just a "fatter waist". Sometimes it will get sick or bored or sleepy. When that happens, treat it's needs immediately, or else that could mean the end of our universe. Pou is our new God. Pou is the reason of existence. Pou is everything.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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