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The "Darkhorse" of rich American towns, Potomac is, based on per capita income, the richest community in the Country. While it is often believed that Greenwich or Westport is the Mecca of haute coutre and the center of White Judeo-Protestant wealth, Potomac residents exceed their combined aggregate income by 9 figures. It is not uncommon to smoke a cigar in what is affectionately known as "the Village" with the Director of the CIA, Michael Jordon (who has a business residence here), and film icon Barry Levinson. In addition, 30 percent of Potomac's inhabitants started or currently run multi-billion dollar bio-tech and defense firms. This stands in stark contrast to Greenwich and Westport because it is indicative of both Potomac residents' superior intelligence and lack of propensity to find comfort in estate-generated inheritance wealth. Children in Potomac, while extremely comfortable, are not like the children of other ultra-elite towns in America because they understand the value of work and, more often than not, cannot rely on an inheritance or pure nepotism to guarantee them a job, since their parents are often highly specialized lawyers, doctors, CEO's, politicians, ambassadors, or the Vice President. This does not mean, however, that they are not the object of familial spending. A walk through the Churchill HS parking lot is reminiscent of a DuPont Registry Catalouge. Parties in the area often have at least two kegs filled with a special-order microbrew and an obscure, but fantastic import. Marijuana is never purchased; 8-12 ounces is placed at the center of the party for all to partake in. the party ends when the parents' return from their business trip to Milan and Dubai in a private helicopter. All this, and the town is adjacent to one of the largest national parks on the Eastern Seaboard, as well as the beacon of the free world, Washington D.C. Either way, the town is the shit and all the connecticuit wannabes need to take a trip down south to see what it means to be actively, responsibly, and tremendously RICH.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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jim n. Dec 27

I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.

troy t. Dec 27
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Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.

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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!

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Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.

Nina G. Dec 26
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I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.

Alex . Dec 26

I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.

Mae M. Dec 26
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It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.

Ab K. Dec 26

Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!

M. M. Dec 25
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Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!

Charles W. Dec 24
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okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny

glockie Dec 24

Nice mug, great feel‼️

Tom b. Dec 23
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Perfect!

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Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

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Perfect gift for my gf

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Looks great! Came quick

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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

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Love it

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