post-coital melancholy
What sometimes occurs after your first "hot 'n' heavy" session with a new chick ; it's where da gal quietly swings her legs over da side of your bed and then sits there glumly brooding about whether she wants to stay and engage in further lovemaking with you. What you'll want to do to maximize your chances of keeping da gal interested in you, therefore, is to speedily remind her of what a nice warm-hearted cuddly guy you are, and dat she'll receive "lots more delightful huggy-stuff" if she'll just stick around... as soon as you are awake enough to realize dat she is sitting there, you should immediately scooch yourself up against her back, gently wrap yer feet around her waist in an affectionate leg-hug, reach around in front of her and lovingly palm-cup her boobs, and tenderly rest your head against her shoulder and cheek while cooing softly, so dat she no longer feels ignored or neglected. (Note --- shoulder-scrunchies are an especially welcome and highly-effective soul-pleaser here, as well.) Then if she seems okay wif all dat, softly lay her back down onto da bed, neatly arrange da pillows under her head and swing her feet and legs back under do covers (extra points if you perform da bower-bird bed-buddy routine here, too, so dat da cutie feels "uniformly" warm and comfy), then put yer arms around her and snuggle/spoon her till her shivering and sadness are dispelled, after which you can probably have sex wif her again and then doze off in each other's arms once more.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
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The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
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Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
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Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
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