Portland Hipster
- Does not work, "fun-employed" - Or works in a bike shop otherwise a coffee shop (part-time) - Wears tattered or gently used vintage crap - Buys their jeans in the kids section - Rides a fixi tricycle because they are overwhelmed by driving - Pretend like they know how to actually fix bikes - Smokes American Spirits until they cough up blood - Drinks 2 PBR's and then complains of stomac pain in order to return to their coffin-like appartment - Says that they go out when really all they do is lean against walls outside of gameboy-music concerts and chain smoke to avoid awkwardness from an apparent lack of social skills
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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