Porter

1.) A person who is generally slow to react to instructions but will complete them very inefficiently in an untimely manner. He is not very reliable but is a good pet/slave for gathering materials/weapons in any games. It is known that Porter has an unreliable internet due to a cheap, Chinese made Wi-Fi adapter he had purchased due to him being “porr” (he could buy one @ Best Buy but is too lazy to, cuz he’s porter). Pulling a Porter: action verb 1.) Pulling a porter is defined as Porter leaving at random intervals of time in a Discord call with his friends without saying a single word or stating that he’d be back. Other times he would state he’d be back but would return within 10 hours or so. Other days he’d state that he would get on but never does until a few days later. This term is now applied to other friends of the group. Other instances could include him saying that he’ll sleep but instead get on Dead by Daylight or another game, then sleep. (Credit To #Yumiko Imagawa#5650 on discord for making this)