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Porn: I was skipping down a hallway during the break time at my school. Closing my eyes, skipping into class. Crash! I ran into Levi Faten (aka the cutest guy in the whole high school). We vote crashed on to the ground. I accidentally grabbed his large penis.I blushed and noticed right away that he had his hand on my breast. He immediately jerked his hands out of the way and so did I. We both stood up and I said "Erm.." very quitley. We both were blushing so bad. It was so awkward..we eventually just walked our different ways. I sat at my desk in the classroom. I slowly started to daydream about Levi. I thought in my head "Levi and Kiley..." After class I went to my locker. I found a note that said meet me at 497 Sakaj Lane. After school I went to the place and found a luxurious mansion. I saw Levi standing at the door. "Welcome Kiley" he said in a sly voice. We both went inside and Levi leaded me to the sixth floor. He went into a bedroom with a huge bed and a large bathroom. He went into the bathroom and came out carrying a small 7 inch box. I read the word condom. I was surprised and I knew immediately what he was doing. I slipped off my clothes and he took off his. He said "doggy style?" I said "Yes" I got on my hands and knees. He slipped on the condom. He slowly inserted his penis in my vigina. "Mmm! Aaaahh!" He was going slow and it started to get calmer. "You ready?" "Fuck me daddy!" He went so fast and hard. "AHHHHH! FUCK ME! HARDER HARDER!"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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