POPsicle
Step 1: Tupperware container by the bed Step 2: Add semen bi-nightly (do not ejaculate any other time- keep your loads abundant and potent!) Step 3: Rotate nights with your best bud Step 4: Place a popsicle stick in the middle Step 5: Freeze during the day Remember: Make sure you don't get any on the stick! Step 6: Once you've collected an abundant supply (the more the merrier!!), find a kinky female on a hot summer day Step 7: Run the outside of the tupperware container in warm water Step 8: Remove your POPsicle by the stick Step 9: Donate your POPsicle to the luck lady and make sure she shares with her ladyparts! Step 10: Take bets on who will be the daddy
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!

I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
Annie from the customer service team helped me out tremendously with some adjustments that I wanted done after my order was placed. I really appreciate her willingness to go above and beyond for my request. The product was received exactly how I wanted it! One happy customer over here. Thanks!
I love the item I ordered but found the website a little difficult to navigate.
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