Pope

The Pope is characterized as the personification of evil. More accurately, a vessel of shape-shifting fecal matter directly puppeteered by Satan. It's been recently demonstrated that, through a process that still baffles scientists, fecal tectonics control all observable bodily movement. New and stunningly accurate instruments have pioneered previously unattainable readings around his bodily orifices, verifying his long suspected composition. The Pope is the Bishop of Rome, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, and the head of state of Vatican city. His position delivers a powerful stigma to the otherwise respectable position of "Mob boss". Global mob boss, the current pope, Benedict XVI, was friends with late fascist Nazi, Kurt Waldheim, former head of the United Nations. The papacy is the bottom line of fascism. In 1933, Vatican’s secretary of state, Cardinal Eugenio Pacelli (the future Pope Pius XII), and Germany’s vice chancellor, Franz von Papen, signed a concordat between the Holy See and the German Reich. The papacy, in bed with the Nazis, is the Zionist movement and the lordship of the Republicans.