Poopy

A funny way of saying poop. These are the types of “poopys”. The heavy duty: A heavy duty poop is one that hurts more but the pain doesn’t linger that much. Most of the pain comes from just getting it out because the poop is dry and scratchy. It’s also quite a sizeable poop. The diarrhea: Now this is the one that is massive and BURNS LIKE HELL. Diarrhea is basically a whole story. First, the front of it comes out and doesn’t hurt that much. You think it’s over BUT THEN… more starts to come out and you have no way of stopping it. You then begin to feel the burn on your butt. It’s mild at first but then just gets worse and worse. More comes out and it just won’t stop. You’re pooping for what feels like an eternity. And then it stops. Did I mention you are probably gonna scream throughout this entire process? You’re just sitting there on the toilet wondering what the hell just happened. Maybe you aren’t gonna eat that spicy Indian food that much anymore. The difficult one: The difficult one takes a lot of time and effort. It starts normal, but it suddenly gets stuck and doesn’t move an inch. You push and push and push, but it just won’t move. After an hour it finally slides out. You think in your mind,”that has to be a world record size poop.” You look inside the toilet… And there sits a tiny little pebble. Those are the main types of “poopys” Screw urban dictionary for not letting me put more.