POOPAGANDA
When your ass decides to give you shit all day, every 10 minutes for about 10 minutes, and just a pea pebble or 2 at a time. The slow moving little turds make you feel like a real big shit is laboring it's way through your colon for a solid clean drop, and your bowels muscles are contracting automatically to assist with the constructive crapticism about to be released. Butt discovers mostly gas and mucous have seized control over the pebbles of poop, blasting out of your ass like a sloppy spit all over inside the toilet bowl, creating a mess that's 3X more than the mass, resulting in the need to use 3X more papiel de toilette Every Time your ass is overtaken by this brutal POOPAGANDA day. The frequency of the urge to poop is so ridiculously constant that in order to avoid shame excusing yourself to go to the bathroom every few minutes, you simply announce "I got to POOPAGANDA", bcuz that's all you can and will do on that very blastery day. At the end of the day, your own ass gave you shit for nothing 30 times: your brown eye is burning red, sore and irritated with great pain, the toilette needs a thorough cleaning, the bathroom needs toilette paper stocked, and you need a hot tub bath. Make no mistake that POOPAGANDA can be disabling if not treated.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
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