Pool Hayes Academy
Pool Hayes Academy is a secondary school based in the West Midlands, more specifically Willenhall. It’s full of some of the worst teachers in the world and don’t even get started on the nonce of a headteacher. The lads loved most by teachers are actual crackheads or simply are just gay. And the girls at the school either have eyebrows the size of the Pepsi roller coaster at Blackpool or none at all, there’s no in between. Quite possibly the worst school in the midlands and that’s all there is to say about that.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! | copiedKey = null, 1500);
"> |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.