Poo
There are a few main kinds. The Blessed One: This type off poo is the dream poo. You don't need to wipe and you feel the need to cheer after taking only a few minutes in the oval office. The Bunny Poo: It's a ton of perfect little round poos! WTF! The Mexican: It burns like the hottest of mexican spices and you need to flush multiple times or risk a clog. It takes hours to wipe the poor, withered butt, and the bathroom's smell kills the next seven people to walk inside. The Torpido: This poo shoots in like a rocket and in return splashes a wall of water up your butt. You jump three feet in the air in shock. The Houdini: This poo is the greatest illusionist of them all. You feel the poo, there's poo on the toilet paper, but when you go to look in the toilet, where did it go?! You look a while, then give up and flush, this mystery never seen... The Skittle: You spend hours on the toilet, trying so hard to rid yourself of the intestinal burden, then finally it hits the water! You wipe, stand up to look at your prize then, you are disapointed to see a skittle-sized poo sitting there. The Joker: You poo, and spend hours and hours wiping and wiping and when you finally pull up those trousers and are about to exit the bathroom--looks like you weren't done! You disapointedly sit back on the porcelain throne. Beware, there are always two joker cards in a deck.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
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I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
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