Polyphia
A fucking eargasamic, jaw dropping, beautiful instrumental rock band from the shores of Auckland, New Zealand. In 2010, the band members started out as your typical Sad emo melodic death metal band with originally 5 band members all donning flamboyant justin bieber haircuts and cutting their wrists. In 2011, they created an EP called resurrect which have fucking heavy harmonic and melodic riffs, full of cunt crushing shreds and sweep picks. At that time, many emo high school new zealand girls didn't bestow polyphia of much attention that they deserve because they felt that they devoted a fuckton of amazing talent just to create this senseless shreding garbage that doesn't appeals to them. Hence, they kicked its vocalist. In 2014, they started going softcore and adopting its lighter version of Inspire, thats where many non-emo New Zealand schoolgirls started to chime in their music videos on youtube, starting to generate millions of views in songs like 87, James Franco, Champagne, and finale etc. Polyphia's current music is something that is stimulating to your perversed mind and it makes you wanna fantasize about touching New Zealand women's lovely huge breasts. But be warned, if you listen to too much polyphia you will turn into molestation crimes and the punishment for that in New Zealand is the death penalty.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
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Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

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I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.

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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!

Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
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