Polyphia
A fucking eargasamic, jaw dropping, beautiful instrumental rock band from the shores of Auckland, New Zealand. In 2010, the band members started out as your typical Sad emo melodic death metal band with originally 5 band members all donning flamboyant justin bieber haircuts and cutting their wrists. In 2011, they created an EP called resurrect which have fucking heavy harmonic and melodic riffs, full of cunt crushing shreds and sweep picks. At that time, many emo high school new zealand girls didn't bestow polyphia of much attention that they deserve because they felt that they devoted a fuckton of amazing talent just to create this senseless shreding garbage that doesn't appeals to them. Hence, they kicked its vocalist. In 2014, they started going softcore and adopting its lighter version of Inspire, thats where many non-emo New Zealand schoolgirls started to chime in their music videos on youtube, starting to generate millions of views in songs like 87, James Franco, Champagne, and finale etc. Polyphia's current music is something that is stimulating to your perversed mind and it makes you wanna fantasize about touching New Zealand women's lovely huge breasts. But be warned, if you listen to too much polyphia you will turn into molestation crimes and the punishment for that in New Zealand is the death penalty.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
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I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
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Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely
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Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
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Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
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