Polebrook

Somewhere that always has and old person walking around and looking at you in a funny manner. This is the birth place of William Turner and should be portraid as a holy place by those who converse in the ways of the councel house chav. The church never seems to have a good vicar. The last one was a giant monster that would contstanly have food on his face and the latest likes to drop papers and destroy microphones, mainly at sweet old ladys funerals. This tiny village on the Outskirts of Oundle and right next to Ashton (AKA snobsville) should be avoided at all costs unless you want to die of boredom