Plop (adjective)
Itās a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are āa good plopā thereās nothing to fear. Itās just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, youāre in for a ride! Symptoms of Being a good plop may include: - Happiness - 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip - smiling - teeth enlargement - German heritage Symptoms of being a plop may include: - Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole thatās gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously) - Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates) - Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D) - Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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