Plo Koon
Plo Koon descended from a long line of Kel Dor Jedi Knights. His highly developed extrasensory organs increased his Jedi mind powers. Plo Koon and Qui-Gon Jinn were friends long before becoming Jedi Masters. Plo Koon was appointed to the Jedi Council, but Qui-Gon proved too headstrong to serve with his friend. Master Koon looked forward to the day his friend Qui-Gon would earn a short-term appointment to the Jedi Council. Master Koon’s own appointment to the Jedi Council was due in large part to his actions during the Stark Hyperspace Conflict. A great Jedi Master's death in the Fifth Battle of Qotile threatened to rout the Republic's forces, but Koon rallied the Republic forces and led them to victory. Master Koon was among the six Jedi Council members assigned to a mission to Malastare to negotiate peace between the planet of Lannik and Red Iaro terrorists. Months before the Battle of Naboo, Master Koon sat on the Reconciliation Council when Qui-Gon reported the destruction of the Trade Federation freighter Revenue. During the Battle of Geonosis, Master Koon was among the Jedi forces that attacked the Droid Control Ship and was one of the few Council members to survive the battle. Plo Koon: Male Kel Dor Jedi Guardian 11/Jedi Master 2; Init +2 (Dex); Defense 22 (+10 class, +2 Dex); Spd 10 m; VP/WP 100/14; Atk +15/+10/+5* melee (5d8+1/19–20, lightsaber) or +15/+10/+5 ranged; SQ Low-light vision, methane breather, Force secret (Force Defense +1), deflect (defense +2), deflect (attack –3), deflect (extend defense and attack); SV Fort +11, Ref +10, Will +8; SZ M; FP 8; DSP 0; Rep +4; Str 13, Dex 14, Con 14, Int 15, Wis 13, Cha 14. Challenge Code E. Equipment: Lightsaber*, Jedi robes, methane breath mask. *Plo Koon has constructed his own lightsaber. Skills: Astrogate +3, Computer Use +8, Diplomacy +8, Gather Information +4, Knowledge (Jedi lore) +8, Pilot +8, Read/Write Kel Dor, Speak Basic, Speak Huttese, Speak Kel Dor, Speak Shyriiwook. Force Skills: Affect Mind +10, Battlemind +12, Empathy +3, Enhance Ability +9, Enhance Senses +9, Farseeing +9, Force Defense +12, Force Strike +12, See Force +11. Feats: Cleave, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (lightsaber), Force-Sensitive, Great Cleave, Power Attack, Starship Operation (space transport), Sunder, Weapon Group Proficiencies (blaster pistols, simple weapons). Force Feats: Alter, Aware, Control, Knight Defense, Lightsaber Defense, Sense.
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Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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