PLD
Poor Life Decision Opposite of MLD (Mature Life Decision) You may have made a PLD if.... 1. You skipped a charity event to make out. 2. You skipped a charity event to do drugs. 3. You have seen numerous photos of yourself on the internet making out with many different boys. 4. You leave jewelry at a boy's place just to have an excuse to go back again and again. 5. You continually lose at "the game", you know.... the 'just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels' game. 6. You have drank during class, bonus points if it's not a night class. 7. You have pregamed alone. 8. You've pregamed rails with one substance or another. Bonus points if you've then continued to party hard until last call. 9. You can ever say you've had a "caffeine pill incident". 10. You went out during finals week. Bonus points if you had 2 finals the next day. 11. You earned shady stars in the parking lot OF YOUR JOB. 12. Or you have earned the stars in the parking garage of your job (classy). 13. You spread lies about a boy's penis size. Bonus points if they were to his BEST FRIEND. 14. You earned quasi gold stars with the best friend of the guy above. 15. You stumbled upon an accident boyfriend, claimed you don't like him, and then toss kissy faces in your profile. 16. Your allergies make you look stoned at work, so you go with it and smoke on your lunch break. 17. You snuck a boy into your house past your parents and then had sex. Twice.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!

Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat

Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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