PLD
Poor Life Decision Opposite of MLD (Mature Life Decision) You may have made a PLD if.... 1. You skipped a charity event to make out. 2. You skipped a charity event to do drugs. 3. You have seen numerous photos of yourself on the internet making out with many different boys. 4. You leave jewelry at a boy's place just to have an excuse to go back again and again. 5. You continually lose at "the game", you know.... the 'just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels' game. 6. You have drank during class, bonus points if it's not a night class. 7. You have pregamed alone. 8. You've pregamed rails with one substance or another. Bonus points if you've then continued to party hard until last call. 9. You can ever say you've had a "caffeine pill incident". 10. You went out during finals week. Bonus points if you had 2 finals the next day. 11. You earned shady stars in the parking lot OF YOUR JOB. 12. Or you have earned the stars in the parking garage of your job (classy). 13. You spread lies about a boy's penis size. Bonus points if they were to his BEST FRIEND. 14. You earned quasi gold stars with the best friend of the guy above. 15. You stumbled upon an accident boyfriend, claimed you don't like him, and then toss kissy faces in your profile. 16. Your allergies make you look stoned at work, so you go with it and smoke on your lunch break. 17. You snuck a boy into your house past your parents and then had sex. Twice.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
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