Plainedge Mug
Plainedge. Glorious fucking Plainedge. Plainedge is, hands down, the shittiest town in the United States. Not because it's dangerous or poor; shit no, there's enough rich white people that if they pooled all their money they'd feed all of Africa for like 50 years. No, Plainedge is shitty because there's absolutely dick to do. At ALL times. You know how most towns have at least one distinguishing characteristic or place that kicks ass that no one else has? Yeah, Plainedge doesn't have one of those. The closest thing to a 'landmark' in Plainedge is fucking Harmon's, a shitty little convenience store that all the freshmen and sophomores smoke tons of weed and become alcoholics behind. It always smells like shit because of how much everyone pisses and throws up behind it, but goddamn if everyone isn't there. If you're not behind Harmon's, you're either hanging out at the High School, Packard, Schwarting, Eastplain or West. At these locations, you have a choice of 3 exciting activities; Drinking, Smoking Weed, or taking care of your friends that are about to fall over dead from too much of the previous 2 choices. That's it. That's all there is to do in Plainedge. Weed and Alcohol. All day. Every day. FOREVER. Get fucked up, go home, and play Halo/jack off/fuck your girlfriend or boyfriend/whatthefuckEVER. There are no positive aspects of Plainedge. I mean, seriously, where the fuck do people die of heroin overdoses (RIP Natalie) besides motherfucking PLAINEDGE? Plainedge is a shit town, and you're a dumbass if you think otherwise. But I'm pretty sure everyone in Plainedge can agree that they'd never want to live anywhere else.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
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