pizzop Mug
an opaque, clear, or colored non alcoholic beverage consumed by the masses for its fizzy-bubbliness. affectionately known as tonic to older southerners and the like for its once used ingredients such coke and pepsin. many even suspect these ingredients to still be a part of coca-colas "secret" recipe explaining why it is as cheaply and quickly produced and consumed as crack. known to alter the natural sleeping patterns of individuals including weary college students otherwise known as the pepsi generation. according to meso-american mythology the gas properties of the liquid contribute to fight against stomach demons who lurk around until they can be burped out. some users maybe prone to fits of giddiness or over excitement as it is a common side effect of chugging 2 litres all night and watching comedy central. one thing to note, once the beverage has lost its fizzy-bubbliness it can no longer be considered "pizzop" and as such must be used as the sticky flooring found at theaters nation wide.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

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I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
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The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
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