Pirate Whore
A Pirate Whore is a woman that tears throw your money, heart, and sole. Like she is pillaging a boat. She will easily leave you for a friend, or a family member, as if nothing that she has done is wrong. They tend to be nice, till they get what they want, and then it’s downhill from there. This allusive creature has been known to get married to people, and thrive off of them for years. Then come out, and destroy everything. They are very dangerous, and you should use caution when in the same room, or car.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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