Pirate
This describes a guy who is into sports, loves to drink, and can consume copious amounts of liquor. He's not a particularly good dancer, and usually does not have a steady girlfriend but looks for the one night stands and random hookups with promiscuous women. These men are usually unshaven, have ear piercings and some times sport bandanas. When they speak they feel its neceessary to start a sentence with a profanity and end a sentence with a profanity. There is another offshoot of the modern day Pirate which goes by the name of the Meathead Pirate which can be spotted pumping heavy iron in some secluded dungeon , devouring mountains of food until there at the point of vomiting, taking tons of dietary supplements and sometimes a couple of cycles of anabolic steroids here and there for good measure which attributes to additional hostility and agression. Pirates in general live for the moment and there only goal in life is to soothe the inner beast inside of them whether it be with tons of liqour, random crazy usually unprotected sex with random women, or the occasional bar room brawl. Society labels this small cult of people as Crude, brutal, inhuman, ruthless, savage, vicious ,offensive, raw, attrocious, degenerate, depraved, immoral, sinful and sometimes even evil. But research shows that these so-called brutes are genetically predisposed to this lifestyle they are actually more animal than human in some cases they have a testosterone level 3 times that of a normal man which leads to three times the agression, appetite, sex drive, and capacity for alchohol then the normal man.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
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