Pilan
Pilan, a guy who thinks he owns the world but is actually just a little bitch , this guy could be capping to you that he gets some game but we all know that this is cap. Pilan is a member of the legendary Hilan squad: Pilan, Jilan, Dilan and Hilan. You never want to meet this squad because their energy is to have absolutely no game and pussy for the rest of your life. Pilan is the kind of dumbass to choose tso over aso just because he had ONE bad grade. NEVER fall for pilan's fat ass manipulation because he is fat and nasty. You can smell this nasty disgusting fat fuck's toes from miles away because he lives in a garbage can. Pilan's charger gets stolen once in a while and he is fat like i already said multiple times. You should hate every little part about Pilan because why not, he is a loser with no purpose in life. this guy is so disgusting i could write a whole ass paragraph just about how fat he is. Fuck this ugly motherfucker, he will be gay later because his chance on some actual game is -5%, if you are reading this Pilan, I HATE YOU. I hope you will never make it in life disgusting ahh fat ahh dirty ahh nasty ahh gross ahh pedophile ahh terrible rizz ahh childish ahh fat ahh goofy ahh corny ahh earthquake ahh. Pilan YOU ARE FAT, YOU WON'T MAKE IT ANYWHER EIN LIFE JUST KILLYOURSELF IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE'S LIFE BETTER FUCK YOU!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
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