Pig

A female with a long list of daddy issues, who normally is a waste of air to the entire human population and the universe as a whole, other than the fact that she lives to satisfy even the ugliest of men as a life goal to feel some type of importance to the world. Typically most pigs spend half of their life sending out snapchats, texting, uploading pictures to facebook and instagram, and can be spotted hanging out at starbucks with their "bffs". The majority of pigs are on their way to being overweight because they dream about sucking balls and eating ass all day and can barely spend five minutes to think about preparing a healthy and balanced meal. They are easily spotted wearing a pair of black leggings, glasses with a black frame around them, and glued to their phones in a place that is meant to encourage human interaction.