Phoenix
A shithole that will never progress. Phoenix is a giant suburban wasteland with nothing to do. Phoenix is made up of about 10 diverse suburbs. Tempe- Tempe home to decent weed, ASU, sluts, and asshole cops who will bust you for anything and punish you to the max(j- walking ticket= $250) Mesa- Neo Nazis, Eses, Meth heaven, Payday Loans, really good stuff that every family needs Gilbert/Chandler- Bros, Mormons, and hey more Bros Phoenix- Downtown= Ghost town, Ghetto, Horrible Drivers. Scottsdale- Rich, Snotty, Stuck up grade A cunts and their small dick UFC wannabe boyfriends. Ahwahtukee(all-white-tuukee)- Fake cookie cutter houses that in fake neighborhoods with fake arrogant people Glendale/Peoria- middle class people with two stadiums and a sports complex Sun City- Full of the flocking snow birds that congest the streets The Res- Casinos, Cheap cigs and nothing else but a shitty drive-in movie theater Also the Phoenix metro area is infested with illegals. Phoenix has Sheriff Joe who is the dumbest motherfucker in the west. He wastes millions of tax dollars fighting lawsuits against him and trying hunt down illegals which he fails at. We also have a super fun place called tent city it's a tented jail outside and it's best if you reside in the summer. It has green bologna and the worst DUIs and Red Light running deaths in the nation. Never drink in drive in Phoenix you'll be fucked if you get caught. We have no culture at all if you take the mexicans out of the city all you get is brainwashed, lifeless drones. Phoenix may look nice or fun in a book but it is a living hell 100-120 degrees from April to the end of October. I honestly don't understand why someone in their right minds would want to inhabit the arid landscape. Most of us kids are trapped here because either school or it's too expensive to live anywhere else. Phoenix is a cheap city and it shows it in every way.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
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