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Philistine = No Culture A conformist in everything they do. A person who is obsessed with sports, sex (among the High School and College set in particular, but some may not be at all) and Motor vehicles. They listen to whatever everyone else is listening to (especially if it is Country Music, Classic Rock, Nickleback, Limp Bizkit or rap/Hip Hop in the case of many younger philistines), wear whatever everyone else is wearing, and avoid anything that is in the least bit unusual, unique, or eccentric. They tend to have little to no use for art, be of limited intelligence, be obsessed with such things as NASCAR, golf, Hunting and Fishing, and tend to drive gas guzzling vehicles like SUVs and Extended cab Pickup Trucks. They are the fuel behind reality television. They love ATVs and all the damage they cause to the land. They could care less about the environment, only recycle if they feel a significant profit is to be made, and think that by keeping everything cut (grass, brush etc, ignorant of the fact that the plants that they are leaving are invasive) and throwing everything in the trash that they are helping the environment. They are ignorant of geography and will generalize an entire region under the identity of a single city eg Paramount's King's Island being in "Cincinnati", Disney World being in "Orlando", Coral Castle being in "Miami" and Tybee Island being in "Savannah". No capability of thinking outside the box or any other sort of critical thinking for that matter.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.

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FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL

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Loiks great

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I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.

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The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.

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perfect for when im expressing myself <3

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The most coolest I own!

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Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

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Easy to order and packaged well!!

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It's an amazing product!

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The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you

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Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!

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So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.

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got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!

BB C.Jan 4

The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️

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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.

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Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious

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lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great

freyJan 4

Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever

Cole M's F.Jan 3

Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.

Fard P.Jan 3

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