Pettersen scale
A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart. 1 - Silent but deadly 2 - Audible, but untraceable 3 - Downright rude 4 - Shirts over noses 5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces 6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room 7 - Leaves a small stain 8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear 9 - Time to see a doctor 10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
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