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Perth is Australia's redneck capital. Perth is located in the west and because of it's location and hick density is sometimes referred to as "The wild wild west". Perth inhabitants fear change and are suspicious of any newcomers. Perth people generally don't like to leave their small town unless travelling to Bali where they are greeted by other travelling Hicks from Perth. Individuality in Perth is socially unacceptable. Most Perthians know this and choose to stay in groups called "cliques" and blend in with the wallpaper to avoid ridicule from the general population of hillbillies. Perth people are highly insecure and constantly make bold generalised statements such as: "Perth is the best city in the world", and "we are world class". When in reality Perth is a horribly boring and backward small hick town. Perth is a predominantly male dominated township and the males outnumber the females. Coincidently old fashioned values of women being virtuous and pure clash with reality in Perth, where most woman are skanks in search of a wealthy man who can provide everything for them whilst they play the trophy wife.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.

Karl R.Aug 18
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Sent to a friend. He loved it!

Julie P.Aug 18
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I can't stop putting weird things on the cup I love this website 😆

ReeeAug 17
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Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL

Darrell E.Aug 17
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Sent a mug with DABNABIT printed on it to my Grandaughter for her birthday! She absolutely was thrilled with it! This is a saying I’ve used over the years a lot & we’ve always laughed about it! Ordered myself one too!!

Connie T.Aug 17
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Best mug I've ever seen honestly

Chazzy K.Aug 16

looks great, came quickly, exactly as I wanted. minor observation - the coffee mug was a bit smaller than I expected. The mug is normal size, but most of my mugs tend to be a bit larger. No matter. I still enjoy it!! Perfect would have been larger - but that I my preference.

Joyce P.Aug 15
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Bought this mug as a joke, the concept of there being a "magical one" was very funny to me. Great quality, I even feel magical myself.

Gregg P.Aug 15

Perfect!!

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LittlecocksuckerAug 13

i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name

h g.Aug 12

Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!

Connor M.Aug 12

Weird text for a dad mug Why can i put Infantile Pillock on a mug for my dad? Pretty funny

Alien#0254Aug 12

my partner thought it was very silly

Haley W.Aug 11
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Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!

Ryan J.Aug 11
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Arrived safely and in one piece. New term is already being used in the office loosely.

Robert B.Aug 10

Got it for my friend when he was mad. Very funny

E E.Aug 10

Always wanted a communist coffee cup. Great price too.

steve s.Aug 10

I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.

Hugh S.Aug 8
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Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭

John SmithAug 6

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