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Person 34 (X) vs Person 35 (O) NNO NXN NNN A teapot with a flower pattern , rotating in all directions and shooting hot tea appears Person 33 : Ouch! What is that Person 34 throws watermelon rind in teapot , teapot flies away. Person 35 : These items are too random , we might get killed Person 33 : Hey! Who's there? Stop messing with us. NXO NXN NON Person 33 : This will be a draw Person 33-35 start to fall in the void Person 33 , 35 : AAAAAAAAAA Person 33-35 end up on a desert planet with 1.5x stronger gravity , blue star , yellow soil and rare red plants , simular to moss. Person 34 : It seems that these plants have adapted to the blue star Person 33 : Why is it hard to move? Person 34 : Gravity here is stronger , I can barely move my legs. It also hot and I think this star will burn us with radiation. We need to find shelter. Person 33-35 walk for 12 minutes Person 34 : My compass is working. Magnetic field here is strong. Person 33-35 walk for 5 minutes Person 35 (Pointing with her finger) : There's a big slug eating plants. A large slug about a meter tall walks on plants and consumes them Person 33-35 walk for 10 minutes and eat watermelon Person 34 : Cover your face with something so that the star doesn't burn it. My face is all red already Person 34-35 cover their face with hands , Person 33 takes red "moss" , makes holes for eyes and for nose and covers his face with it.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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