perijstocia 2.0
An insidious fictional country run by the mega corporation QDR (Queried, Developed, Revolutionized). The president is a mascot of the country while corporations have more leverage in politics. The senate is highly corrupted and bribed by QDR to impose the most draconian laws even worse than of North Korea. On the 2nd of every month, Perijstocia unleashes a torrent of secret police cronies to inspect the streets for cleanliness. if the police spot even a single crack on the road or a miniscule piece plastic, everyone in adjacent blocks are punished as well as their entire lineage. QDR is also hypocritical as fuck because they orchestrate terrorist attacks against their own citizens to blame minorities. Perijstocia is a xenophobic state that artificially prolongs wars for centuries just to spite the minorities. Schools are a weapon of control since children are expected to not believe what they feel nor see. Teachers often teach kids that whatever they see (whether a "prosperous" city or fireworks or anything), children believe in fact that whatever they're seeing is fake and that their brains are tricking them. What's hilarious is that Perijstocia is heavily reliant of Azortozhan electricity and Khian electronics where Perijstocia pays 500,000,000$ a month to Azortozha for electricity. Perijstocia's power grids are so ass that they blackout every 2 hours. QDR says they created revolutionary technologies while not acknowledging their reliance on Khia for chips and R&D.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
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