Performium
A shitty pay to win Minecraft Server which peaked in 2017-2018 and made its last good server in 2020 before capitalism and greed took over the server. The owner RGAGaming (who is a money hungry fat bastard and has over 350k subs on youtube) streams on twitch and lets people buy "stream items" with sharpness 1000 knockback 1000 enchants for $500 when in 2017-2018 it was only $10-$20. Some players on there pay monthly subscriptions that weigh in from $5 a month to $100 a month. Most of the retards on there that pay that much are able to get out of bans and influence the server in a negative way. The way the owners try and get around the EULA of Mojang is by not listing the different kits on the store and by only selling stream items on twitch streams as well as having a gem system which takes time to collect and players can also buy gems on the store. Gems also hide the fact you can buy god keys to get stronger gear than the top rank. This server also fakes its player count when it says 1000 players are online there's actually only 200-300 at peak hours. In conclusion, this server is a shitty network so DO NOT PLAY THIS SERVER!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
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