Performium
A shitty pay to win Minecraft Server which peaked in 2017-2018 and made its last good server in 2020 before capitalism and greed took over the server. The owner RGAGaming (who is a money hungry fat bastard and has over 350k subs on youtube) streams on twitch and lets people buy "stream items" with sharpness 1000 knockback 1000 enchants for $500 when in 2017-2018 it was only $10-$20. Some players on there pay monthly subscriptions that weigh in from $5 a month to $100 a month. Most of the retards on there that pay that much are able to get out of bans and influence the server in a negative way. The way the owners try and get around the EULA of Mojang is by not listing the different kits on the store and by only selling stream items on twitch streams as well as having a gem system which takes time to collect and players can also buy gems on the store. Gems also hide the fact you can buy god keys to get stronger gear than the top rank. This server also fakes its player count when it says 1000 players are online there's actually only 200-300 at peak hours. In conclusion, this server is a shitty network so DO NOT PLAY THIS SERVER!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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