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This boyfriend is SO PERFECT. Every little thing they do and says, is immaculate. When they shower you with compliments, you actually start to believe they’re true. They manipulate your heart to love yourself, and you’ve never felt this happy in a GOOD LONG TIME. When you cuddle, you feel like you’re in heaven. When you are together, time goes so quickly because you’re just enjoying it in the moment. When they smile. WHEN. THEY. SMILE. Their big brown eyes and gorgeous smile are the highlight of your day. Hearing their voice is like music to your ears. You literally live off of music, and you’d rather hear them over anything ever.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
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