Pequannock
All the kids here will take their giant hands and beat and punch you and kick you and chop your neck in half break yo dick in half (HUURRGHH) Until you are crying and bleeding and pleading for god’s mercy. Every night I hear the screams of people casually burning in lava and screaming also. -glory hole 1.) highway in pequannock road dome here is insane do not come -glory hole 2.) PV Park vending machine stick your dick in the coin slot Holy Spirit carnival Kind of go hard tho Structure meet up at 2 pm who coming home of blake irvington big fucking man water in his neck into the lake it’s better than green goblin and it is warm water on his neck coming out squirting on top of green goblin and he dies but it will die like weird water opaque milk like water and if you drink it you die.’ Home of derek jeter and french montana (GOD REST HIS SOUL) I. LOVE. BAGEL HEAVEN I LOVE SHOVING WARM BAGELS IN MY ASS RIGHT OUT OF THE OVEN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCKING FUCKER FUCKFUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKER. Flesh is rotting off my body. I’m starving as the buzzards pick at my bones and I’m reimbursed to where I came from o Mother earth o power above please. Please just help. I’m a sinner and I don’t deserve salviation but I will do anything for it to clean this dirty soul. The blood and the soil flush from my eyes. Where more prisoners are soon to be returned and tortured and returned and tortured. Please. Please save this soul. 19 QUOTES FROM BOOK OF REVELATIONS
The Urban Dictionary Mug
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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