Pequannock
All the kids here will take their giant hands and beat and punch you and kick you and chop your neck in half break yo dick in half (HUURRGHH) Until you are crying and bleeding and pleading for god’s mercy. Every night I hear the screams of people casually burning in lava and screaming also. -glory hole 1.) highway in pequannock road dome here is insane do not come -glory hole 2.) PV Park vending machine stick your dick in the coin slot Holy Spirit carnival Kind of go hard tho Structure meet up at 2 pm who coming home of blake irvington big fucking man water in his neck into the lake it’s better than green goblin and it is warm water on his neck coming out squirting on top of green goblin and he dies but it will die like weird water opaque milk like water and if you drink it you die.’ Home of derek jeter and french montana (GOD REST HIS SOUL) I. LOVE. BAGEL HEAVEN I LOVE SHOVING WARM BAGELS IN MY ASS RIGHT OUT OF THE OVEN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCKING FUCKER FUCKFUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKER. Flesh is rotting off my body. I’m starving as the buzzards pick at my bones and I’m reimbursed to where I came from o Mother earth o power above please. Please just help. I’m a sinner and I don’t deserve salviation but I will do anything for it to clean this dirty soul. The blood and the soil flush from my eyes. Where more prisoners are soon to be returned and tortured and returned and tortured. Please. Please save this soul. 19 QUOTES FROM BOOK OF REVELATIONS
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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