Penaldo Mug
Plays for walai talai FC on habibi league and milking saudi arabian oil per year. He now become known as bottled and finished player who is still relevant in 2023 because of his brainwashed fans in the internet. He now statpads against 7th division club, esport FC that is filled with part time construction worker and ghosting on big games such as riyadh derby. Penalty is his first goal contribution in his new club, while talisca and aboubakar who contributes alot in the pitch, theyre now in the bench due to Penaldo. The rest, he do 5 years old stepover and hunting birds until to this day. His first achievement is birthday cake but we will see in the future on the habibi league. How about his fan? Theyre still crying after fangirling mbappe aka Penaldo next heir in wc. Now theyre brainwashed fan is going to make shit reasons or uncreative roast of messi and achievement of his career such a Dubai do'r, instagram award etc.... Conclusion: truly one of the most finished and bottled since in juve and united and only able to statpad and penalties against local home town clubs and can't score a real goal
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Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!