Peef
Adj- A male born douche-bag who does any kind douche bag action or movement or appears as such. The female version of a peef is peef-ette. Commonly seen as unshowered, gelled or slicked back hair and a wife beater or expensive clothes such as Ambercrome and Fitch or Oakleys. Peefs will always hit below the belt no matter what. An example of an action like that is the saying you scratch my back and I scratch yours. You scratch a peefs back and he'll just call you gay and mooch off you even more. Peefs can also be seen walking around with an over deserving sense of satisfaction and confidence even though theyve done nothing to earn it. Peefs are one to use knock off brand condoms instead of trojans and pass it off as the greatest shit since sliced bread. To put matters short a peef is a douchebag and your ball sweat is worth more than he is. Or a poser peef will be seen wearing a variety of clothing. Like on day its tapout then the next its element and then next day its quiksilver. See what i mean? Their everything posers. Peefs will always take a loan and never pay it back. Peefs only pay for two things, sex and drugs, not rock and roll because they cant afford it since they blew all their money on really expensive glasses. Peefs also have the gayest fashion in hair styles. For example some peefs think that curly hair is the fashion. The key example there is carrot top. Or gelled hair. Peefs also use verbal run on sentences or jokes that result in awkward silences. Peefs try to pickup girls that they cant have. Talking to a peef is worse than talking to a brick wall. You just cant make sense with it. The running urinals in a subway station hold a better conversation that a peef. A peefs hero is the biggest peef known to man which is KEVEN FEDERLINE. A peef is someone that will always bark but never bite. P peef is someone that stands up but never stands out. A peef is a person hold his liquor at a party and will always start a fight, he is the town drunk that just ruins everything.A peef will go to extreme lenths to be funny. A peef IS NOT A PUSSY FART. A peef is a supposed friend that kicks you when your down. Massive muscles that dont get put to use is a peef characteristic. A list of celebrity peefs are as follow. Ryan Sheckler, Mel Gibson, Donald Trump, Richard Simmons, and Billy Bob Thorton. A peef is someone that would be buried with his ass up telling the whole world to kiss it. Fin.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
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I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
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Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
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