Peef
Adj- A male born douche-bag who does any kind douche bag action or movement or appears as such. The female version of a peef is peef-ette. Commonly seen as unshowered, gelled or slicked back hair and a wife beater or expensive clothes such as Ambercrome and Fitch or Oakleys. Peefs will always hit below the belt no matter what. An example of an action like that is the saying you scratch my back and I scratch yours. You scratch a peefs back and he'll just call you gay and mooch off you even more. Peefs can also be seen walking around with an over deserving sense of satisfaction and confidence even though theyve done nothing to earn it. Peefs are one to use knock off brand condoms instead of trojans and pass it off as the greatest shit since sliced bread. To put matters short a peef is a douchebag and your ball sweat is worth more than he is. Or a poser peef will be seen wearing a variety of clothing. Like on day its tapout then the next its element and then next day its quiksilver. See what i mean? Their everything posers. Peefs will always take a loan and never pay it back. Peefs only pay for two things, sex and drugs, not rock and roll because they cant afford it since they blew all their money on really expensive glasses. Peefs also have the gayest fashion in hair styles. For example some peefs think that curly hair is the fashion. The key example there is carrot top. Or gelled hair. Peefs also use verbal run on sentences or jokes that result in awkward silences. Peefs try to pickup girls that they cant have. Talking to a peef is worse than talking to a brick wall. You just cant make sense with it. The running urinals in a subway station hold a better conversation that a peef. A peefs hero is the biggest peef known to man which is KEVEN FEDERLINE. A peef is someone that will always bark but never bite. P peef is someone that stands up but never stands out. A peef is a person hold his liquor at a party and will always start a fight, he is the town drunk that just ruins everything.A peef will go to extreme lenths to be funny. A peef IS NOT A PUSSY FART. A peef is a supposed friend that kicks you when your down. Massive muscles that dont get put to use is a peef characteristic. A list of celebrity peefs are as follow. Ryan Sheckler, Mel Gibson, Donald Trump, Richard Simmons, and Billy Bob Thorton. A peef is someone that would be buried with his ass up telling the whole world to kiss it. Fin.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
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I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
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