Paul & Heather Mug
Paul & Heather are by far the most magical,fun loving,funny,exciting,happy, strong, overflowing with sex appeal, considerate, long lasting, twin flame, power couple this world will ever know and see! Paul is a pro at always protecting and keeping Heather safe, taken care of, and financially abundant. Heather is a pro at having so much love and adoration for Paul, that there is NOTHING she won’t do to make sure he has everything he needs and wants on a daily basis.Heathers heart is constantly overflowing with love, gratitude, admiration, and appreciation for her Paul.So much so, that she still blushes every time she looks at him! Heather loves the little things that Paul brightens her life up with every day, like his witty, beyond intelligent sense of humor, how he never lets a day go by without showing Heather that he truly loves and cares for her. Paul never lets a day go by without voicing to Heather how much he appreciates her and all that she does for him and their lives. Paul & Heather always know how to have a good time, and they are the best adventure partners in crime, that no other couple even compares. Paul & Heather are so in tune that they can’t help but accidentally finish each other’s sentences. And this happens with them so often that their friends think they have rehearsed it ahead of time.Paul & Heathers love is so amazingly strong, honest, and perfectly matched that it goes without question that they were born to be with each other!!❤️❤️
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!