Paul Chek

When your sitting around the fire pot in your parents backyard and Backyard Blitz supplies the goods and pulls out the Medicine of God in front of your Dad and lights it up all whilst ‘Boys light up’ is playing in the background, The Grass gets puff puff passed around between Backyard Blitz, Martin Bishops and Hitmonlee whilst Micky Boy is just completely oblivious to it all, Nek minut The Haystack kicks in and Micky Boy is all of a sudden copping an absolute quiz festival left right and centre from the 3 musketeers, yet he still manages to maintain that he’s ‘never gone near the stuff’ in his time! Eventually Ricky Ponting comes along with an absolute stinger drawing Micky Boy’s final straw, he has one final swish of his Milton Mango before mumbling ‘that’s me boys’ making his way back inside whilst ‘stumbling in’ begins playing on Spotify! With Micky Boy resorting to the computer room to ruin his cervical spine and fall asleep watching athletics videos on YouTube, remixes of normdogtrillionaire & Suzi Quatro‘s stumblin in lyrics and words of round 2 of The Stuff start circulating much like the 3 homemade wines and/or beers in stubbies! although the problem is it hasn’t been prepared yet so Backyard Blitz sprints Frontyard Blitz to his utility vehicle to conjure up his fierce recipe of Brocolli, Several lifetimes later Backyard Blitz makes it back to his throne of a camping chair in prime timing for ‘My Ambitionz az a Ridah’ The rest is History & Martin Bishops is a Rider