Paul Chek
When your sitting around the fire pot in your parents backyard and Backyard Blitz supplies the goods and pulls out the Medicine of God in front of your Dad and lights it up all whilst ‘Boys light up’ is playing in the background, The Grass gets puff puff passed around between Backyard Blitz, Martin Bishops and Hitmonlee whilst Micky Boy is just completely oblivious to it all, Nek minut The Haystack kicks in and Micky Boy is all of a sudden copping an absolute quiz festival left right and centre from the 3 musketeers, yet he still manages to maintain that he’s ‘never gone near the stuff’ in his time! Eventually Ricky Ponting comes along with an absolute stinger drawing Micky Boy’s final straw, he has one final swish of his Milton Mango before mumbling ‘that’s me boys’ making his way back inside whilst ‘stumbling in’ begins playing on Spotify! With Micky Boy resorting to the computer room to ruin his cervical spine and fall asleep watching athletics videos on YouTube, remixes of normdogtrillionaire & Suzi Quatro‘s stumblin in lyrics and words of round 2 of The Stuff start circulating much like the 3 homemade wines and/or beers in stubbies! although the problem is it hasn’t been prepared yet so Backyard Blitz sprints Frontyard Blitz to his utility vehicle to conjure up his fierce recipe of Brocolli, Several lifetimes later Backyard Blitz makes it back to his throne of a camping chair in prime timing for ‘My Ambitionz az a Ridah’ The rest is History & Martin Bishops is a Rider
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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