Patriot

Synonym of "uneducated, paranoid right winger". Normally an individual living in a fantasy world, who blames the fact that they are thick, ugly and unemployable on others. These 'patriots' take pride in wearing cheap Union Jack clothing or tracksuits (preferably both combined), have variations of bulldog tattoos, and a grand total of 3 teeth. Often seen hanging around their local Wetherspoons, or on street corners, drinking cheap lager, smoking rollies and shouting about how much they hate 'forriners' but love bacon. They often threaten to take 'are cuntry back' but are usually too busy avoiding responsibility for the children that they spawned with female patriots, and being sanctioned by the job centre to actually do anything.